My wife just whispered in my ear, “You know what’s really dirty?”. I whispered back, “The dishes. Now get the fuck back to the kitchen”.
M: *puts phone in her bra*
J: That makes your boob look bigger, but now they’re really lopsided…
M: Haha, what if I just stuffed my bra with electronics? Someone is going to take my bra off one day, and I’m just going to have electronics falling out.
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